Note to parents. Don’t dress your children up as though they don’t have limbs. It creeps me out.
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Skorts are Not Just for the Ladies
“Welcome to my island, it’s similar to Fantasy Island, but it is my fantasy you are experiencing.”
Her Beard is Frilly Like Her Shorts
“What do you want lady? I’m just expressing myself.
You don’t like it, well guess what? Now you can’t touch my boobs.”
Conan Knows How to Flaunt It
When ZZ Top sang about legs, I don’t think this is what they had in mind. Though I’ll no longer be able to think of anything else.
Mrs. Claus is Coming to Town
Dammit! Well this is eye bleach day apparently.
Since I don’t want to have to focus on anything in this pic, I’ll just say, nice bellybutton.
It is my job to ruin Christmas for everyone
