Oh yeah, Jersey yeah! Tonight is the premiere of “Jersey Shore” and I am so f**king excited I wanna scream! There was so much drama in Miami that wasn’t squashed — something great is bound to happen tonight. Snooki’s BFF Deena is replacing that dirty little hamster Angelina, J-Woww loses her man, Sammi and Ronnie go splits for good this season, the gang rocks grenade whistles, and best of all, they’re back in Jersey! Oh man, this is gonna be awesome! IT’S T-SHIRT TIIIIIIME, BABY!!! Gif via 4evahalone
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Hollywood Rocks And Minerals: Now You Know
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Michael Caine Does Michael Caine
The man is flawless!
Katy Perry: The Next Wonder Woman?
Total Sci-Fi Online conducted a poll recently, asking users who they wanted to see as the next Wonder Woman and Katy Perry was the big winner, garnering 20% of the total votes.
Megan Fox was a super close second, pulling in 19% of all votes, with Monica Bellucci and Angelina Jolie bringing up the rear.
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Movie Ending Reactions: Meme Edition
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A Snoop Dogg Christmas Story
So here’s a cute little Christmas story, read by the Snoop D-o double-g. Yeah, it’s also a Pepsi commercial (unfortunately) but Snoop’s gotta get paid, son!
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Golden Globes: You Should Be Ashamed
tl;dr disclaimer: Golden Globes don’t know sh*t about movies. Go figure…
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association announced its nominations for the 68th Golden Globe Awards this morning and there’s just no excuse for some of these picks.
“Burlesque” was nominated for Best Motion Picture – Comedy or Musicals which is a huge shock since the movie was condemned by Yours Truly as skanktanic in Movie Church no less than a week ago. “Burlesque” received such poor critical review and weak box office sales you have to wonder if anyone at the HFPA actually watches movies or just really loves dirty old divas.
Also, “The Tourist” was nominated for Best Motion Picture – Comedy or Musicals even though the movie has nothing to do with either comedy OR music. The universally panned Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp film bombed at the box office yet manages to get a nod for best picture? Boo!
Great job, Golden Globes. You are now officially meaningless.
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2010: The Year in Film Montage
Don’t let Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis scare you away from watching this brilliant clip show recapping the year in film.
It’s too good to miss.
Via The Daily What
