It’s too late, we’ve done everything we could. She’s a goner. Call the time… Submitted by: Sheva
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Was Anyone Helping You with This Purchase?
Devastated by the loss of her job at Dress Barn, Suzanne began hanging out at the Salvation Army all day, pretending to work there. “Let me know if I can get that for you in a different size,” she’d offer customer after customer. No one had the heart to tell her that old VHS tapes only come in one size.
Resolve Not to Wear That Again
No, I don’t know why no one has shown up to your New Year’s Eve party. Personally, I had NO problem assembling an outfit for an event with an “animal print one-piece” theme. Unfortunately, the ridges on the back of my alligator romper keep making my fanny pack fall off.
I Don’t Care What You Say, This Is Rad
Submitted by: Bino
Another rare example of a hybrid that walks among us. This one is the offspring of a leopard and a hermit crab. And a shellac factory. And several member of the Sex Pistols. It was quite a complicated confluence of factors that led to his conception. Needless to say, there were drugs involved.
Rawr
Submitted by: Kozmoe
The offspring that results from breeding a leopard with a hyena is actually a lot less odd looking than you would think. The most unusual trait is its tendency to take camera-phone self-portraits for its MySpace page. Most normal leopards prefer Facebook, while hyenas never moved on from Friendster.