Back in April the groom’s sister, Ali sent Swift a heart-wrenching letter telling the pop princess that Max wed Kenya in the hospital so their dying mother wouldn’t miss out on the experience. Max and his mother even danced to Swift’s “Blank Space” for their mother-son dance before his mother passed soon thereafter.
After months of coordinating with Ali, T. Swift went to the Brant Beach Yacht Club in Brant Beach, New Jersey and crashed Max Singer and Kenya Smith’s wedding.
Shi Jaramillo and Patrick Reetz decided to break the mold of the stereotypical engagement photo shoot by hiding a body together in Austin’s Zilker Park, Texas. The “body” was a life-size doll named Jorge, who was carefully wrapped up in a garbage bag.
“What is the most trustworthy thing to do with your significant other?” Jarmillo said. “To have to hide a body together. You kind of get tired of seeing the same old pictures on Facebook and we didn’t want to be stereotypical.”
Shane Birkinbine of Bentonville, Ark., used “Super Mario Maker,” to pull off all the stops in his pursuit toward marrying the love of his life. For those unaware, “Super Mario Maker” lets users create levels.
Birkinbine configured the levels to propose to his girlfriend Pam Edwards. As Brikinbine’s girlfriend Pam Edwards played through the level, he directed her on how to proceed…
“It spells out your name, I think?” he says.
“How did you do that!” she shouts as the words “Pam, will you marry me? appear in blocks across the screen.
Edwards said ‘yes’ quickly followed by ‘of course.’ Birkinbine sealed the perfectly tailored proposal by presenting the ring on a mushroom.
He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn’t stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It’s a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.
“We will grow a forest from our new bodies.” “Help me rot into the earth.”