A one dollar bottle of water in a half million dollar printing press. It is being used to catch drips from the oil leak.

So should I try to get a handle or get a grip on why they fixed it like this?

“Long, long ago, this table was a majestic specimen, useful, and new. However, years of use have rendered it shabby and useless

Guests were already arriving and I had no hook in the ceiling from where to hang a bag/net to hold the bag from the bag-in-a-box. Over the edge of the table you say

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Well now they come in the powerless variety as well. Submitted by: dmaul

You rise above the vulgar morass of this life and take flight with aesthetic beasts of myth and legend. You become… Unicorn Motorcycle Rider. Submitted by: Unknown

And look! It’s even in black and white. That makes it art.