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Update: Ryan Lochte Instagrams an Apology About His Rio Robbery Fairy Tale After the Internet Roasts Him

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A global roast on American swimmer Ryan Lochte is underway after recent reports claim that the swimmer completely made up the story that he and three other US Olympic swimmers were robbed at gunpoint.

The truth is that gold medal swimmers Lochte, Jack Conger, Gunnar Bentz and Jimmy Feigen were trying to cover up an altercation with a gas station security guard after busting down a bathroom door.

Conger and Bentz gave up Lochte to the cops and said he fabricated the entire robbery tale.

 

 

 

 

Guy Playing Pokémon GO with a Warrant out for His Arrest Ends up Walking Himself Right into Police Custody

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Sometimes we lose ourselves amidst the pursuit to catch ’em all…Let’s just hope that this fool over in Milford, Michigan wasn’t actually trying to catch a Parasect before he was apprehended by police authorities.

Chief Thomas Lindberg said the man (William Wilcox) just made it easy, by showing up. Wilcox, a repeat offender with a warrant out for his arrest, ended up right in front of the men that’d go on to take him into custody.

“It was a misdemeanor warrant for a failure to appear on a breaking and entering charge,” Lindberg said. “They approached him. Took him in custody without incident and he admitted he was trying to catch the character at the flagpole.”