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Too Much of a Bad Thing

 

You Can Never Have Too Much FringeSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Fringe. Use it sparingly. Because sometimes, when it comes to fringe, one thing can lead to another. Specifically, if I see you get out of the back of a station wagon wearing a fringe belt and little else, I’m going to have to put on these:

 Poorly Dressed: Is it safe to look yet?

 

Start The Wizard of Oz When I Roar for the Third Time

Bad Hair - Hubba HubbaSubmitted by: Kelli

Oh. Hello, there. Looks like you’ve found my. . . lair, as I like to call it. I was just about to get out of this coat and tie so I could chase down and kill a gazelle. And by “chase down and kill a gazelle,” I mean “enjoy a wine cooler.” You’re. . . down with that, as the kids would say, right? Yes? Oh good. Here, have a Zima.