Submitted by: Robert K Via: behind Salvation Army,Chippewa Falls WI
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The Governator
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s triumphant return to acting will be animated. More specifically, a cartoon about him not returning to acting and instead sitting around his mansion in a polo shirt with some plucky anime kids (uh, where’s Maria Shriver?) until he decides to become a cyborg and fight robots to The Black Eyed Peas. So… can’t be any worse than Terminator Salvation, amirite
Was Anyone Helping You with This Purchase?
Devastated by the loss of her job at Dress Barn, Suzanne began hanging out at the Salvation Army all day, pretending to work there. “Let me know if I can get that for you in a different size,” she’d offer customer after customer. No one had the heart to tell her that old VHS tapes only come in one size.
Sometimes She Thinks He Enjoys Torturing Her So
Georg von Feierabend and his girlfriend Baroness Schnitzel arrive at the gala. As usual, she is thoroughly disgusted with his selection of neckwear and doesn’t care who knows it.
Not for Beginners
Ultraviolet rays claim another victim. Listen folks: just like you don’t start skiing on the double–black diamond slope and don’t start breakfast with a double-shot of tequila (try easing into it with a mimosa!), you don’t start your first day in a Speedo with a double-shift of sunbathing. Easy does it!