This is By Far the Cutest BB-8 Cosplay in the Galaxy
Undercover Boss Visits Starkiller Base
Adam Driver hosted Saturday Night Live this week and went Undercover as Kylo Ren pretending to be a radar technician at Starkiller Base. Turns out the young king of emo has pretty great comedic timing.
Someone Re-Cut the Star Wars VII Trailers Into What May be Their Chronological Order
This is just Mike V‘s speculation, but it’s a pretty compelling timeline for the film. If you’re avoiding potential spoilers turn away, but for those who like to speculate, here’s Mikes theory:
– Poe Dameron (with BB-8) is sent by Leia to Jakku to find Rey.
– Kylo Ren and The First Order arrive on Jakku. They attack a village and Poe is captured. BB-8 escapes.
– Poe is brought to the Star Destroyer, Finalizer, that is in orbit of Jakku.
– Kylo Ren tortures Poe and uses the Force to extract information from him.
– Finn witnesses Poe being tortured. Having a crisis of conscience, Finn decides to help free Poe (Poe’s blood is on Finn’s helmet). Finn ends up with Poe’s jacket.
– Finn and Poe both flee in separate TIE fighters, but Finn’s TIE Fighter takes damage and crash lands on Jakku.
– Rey is going about her day, scavenging from the remains of the Star Destroyer, Inflictor. She encounters BB-8.
– Kylo Ren regroups with the rest of the First Order to witness the test fire of their new superweapon, Star Killer Base.
– Rey and BB-8 eventually encounter Finn.
– The First Order attack the trio and they then are aided by Han Solo and Chewbacca.
– The group uses the Millennium Falcon to escape Jakku.
– The group formally meet each other and then go to Takodana to meet Maz Kanata in her castle.
– Maz Kanata senses that Rey is Force sensitive and discusses this with her.
– The First Order is made aware of the groups location and attacks Maz Kanata’s castle, leaving it in ruins. Kylo Ren looks for Rey and captures her.
– Poe and the Resistance lead a rescue party, which starts the Battle of Takodana. All are rescued except for Rey, who is taken to Starkiller Base.
– The Resistance Regroups. Maz Kanata gives Anakin/Luke’s lightsaber to Leia.
– The Resistance plans a rescue of Rey as well as an attack on Star Killer Base.
– The Battle of Star Killer Base ensues.
– Kylo Ren faces Finn in lightsaber combat and emerges victorious (whether Finn survives remains to be seen).
– Rey finally accepts her Force abilities and faces Kylo Ren.
– Luke senses the “Awakening” of the Force in Rey. (Not really sure this clip goes here but it makes the most sense to me).
The Force Awakens International Trailer Brings New Footage
Fox News Doesn't Understand Why You're So Excited About Star Wars, Ya Nerds
If this doesn’t prove to you how out of touch Fox News is, I don’t know what will.
“Who is JJ Abrams?” COME ON, MAN!
“I respect your little love for this movie, but…”