If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza.
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Built in America, Fixed In America
*American flag embroidered in China.
Not-Quite Dry Wall
Okay you guys, I got this. We buy a bunch of mattresses
There I Fixed It: Time To Call In A Professional…
My Hovercraft Came Back From The Factory
For some reason the factory was only listed on Craigslist, but I’m sure it’s legit. ~Not-So-Handy Andy Submitted by: James
A Leak-Free Leak
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Customize Your Inbox
Things get streamlined when the post office and fire department merge. Quit horsing around, that’s government property.
It’s Never Okay To Cry
Even when you accidentally lose a thumb due to your visual obstruction, YOU STILL CAN’T CRY. ~NSHA Submitted by: Spaesee
Why Did You Need 7 Cans To Water The Plants?
I’m not being lazy.
Industry Standard Padlock Test
Submitted by: Unknown