Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against Your Dignity

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Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

THIS is why I can never fully relax. I don’t necessarily envision myself being dragged from the house by law enforcement (YET), but any number of things (fire, earthquake, clearance sale on Cadbury Mini Eggs) could drive one out of the house at a moment’s notice. One minute you’re relaxing in front of the television in your fuzzy lion slippers (or, in my case, relaxing in front of a martini in my footie pajamas) and the next, BAM, you’re running down the sidewalk shouting something about bunny rabbits making chicken sounds. Embarrassing.

 

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