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These 10 Comics Show That Florida Man is One Of The Weirdest Superheroes Out There

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America’s Dong, Florida surely provides a terrific territory for hijinks and fortunately for us, Mandatory has compiled these great comics drawn by Dave Rappoccio showcasing one of the weirdest superheroes out there, Florida Man. Rumor has it that newspaper headlines supply him with powers of unknown strength in his battle against sound logic.

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Announcement of the Day: A Couple Reveals More than They Meant to in a Facebook Engagement Photo

Couple doesn't crop their photo enough in a Facebook engagement announcement.

Crop your photos, people.

This couple thought they were letting people into their personal lives by announcing their engagement over Facebook.

But there was more to the photo than initially met the eye and their family was quick on the uptake.

Break found the slip up:

After bride-to-be Miranda announced that her man had finally popped the question, it seemed that their world could be nothing short of a fairy tale. I mean, everyone woman lives to announce their engagement on facebook it seems. Hilariously enough, that magical moment didn’t really seem to be the case because Miranda had already accidentally tipped off her friends to look a little closer at the photo. She stated that her boyfriend didn’t give her an actual ring, assuring everyone it will come later, which did nothing other than make people lean in a little too close to check out that ring.

And that’s when everyone also started noticing the weird box in the corner.

Yeah, that box? It was a pregnancy test.

The scene played out over Facebook comments and you can easily imagine the happy bride-to-be put the pieces together.

And then, the admission.

Congratulations to the happy couple!

 

Can This Unicorn Convince You to Poop Differently?

Hey you, yeah you, your poops are terrible.

At least according to the folks behind Squatty Potty. Their latest video explains that your stance on the porcelain throne is causing muscle strain in your b-hole region, making for terrible, difficult poops. But(t) apparently, if you squat on the can, you’ll make beautiful rainbow soft serve turds. See?


Seems legit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

WTF of the Day: Woman Blinds Herself Because She Felt it was 'Who She was Supposed to Be'

Jewel Shuping purposefully blinded herself with drain cleaner because she had yearned to be blind since she was six years old.

She suffers from Body Integrity Identity Disorder or BIID, which is usually associated with believing that one’s limbs doesn’t belong to one’s self and manifests in a desire to lose that limb.

“I really feel this is the way I was supposed to be born, that I should have been blind from birth,” the 30-year-old Shuping said.

Shuping’s case is made even stranger by the fact that she worked with a psychiatrist to blind herself, presumably under the assumption that it was a treatment.

Even though she doesn’t regret her decision, in fact now saying that she’s never been happier, Shuping is trying to create awareness of BIID so that people don’t take the route she did.

“Don’t go blind the way I did. I know there is a need, but perhaps someday there will be treatment for it,” Shuping said. “People with BIID get trains to run over their legs, freeze dry their legs or fall off cliffs to try to paralyze themselves.

“It’s very dangerous. And they need professional help.”