America’s Dong, Florida surely provides a terrific territory for hijinks and fortunately for us, Mandatory has compiled these great comics drawn by Dave Rappoccio showcasing one of the weirdest superheroes out there, Florida Man. Rumor has it that newspaper headlines supply him with powers of unknown strength in his battle against sound logic.
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You know how on the internet you can get away with embellishing the truth a little to make yourself sound better than you really are?
Spoiler alert: you can’t. Everyone knows you’re a phony, and Japanese memes are calling you out for it. Message boards like 2ch have been circulating images comparing the “online you” to the “real world you,” and it ain’t pretty. The next time you’re thinking about lying about yourself, remember these comparisons.
As you get older, you may become beholden to the fact that monsters from the stories we were exposed to as children don’t exist. Instead the monsters often come within, but try convincing a child that they may be the monster may be some facet of their being. But enough of that psychobabble, let’s check out these web comics.
Haven’t you heard? Joaquin is coming to town, and he’s bringing a whole lot of wetness with him.
R/photoshopbattles is arguably one of the best subreddits on Reddit. And this proves it.
After a Redditor uploaded this photo of a very menacing little girl holding an owl, things got out of hand—as they should have.
Take a look at the best edits Reddit could come up with…
Police in the UK were fooled by one very realistic looking doll.
What started out as a rescue mission to save a baby left laying in the front seat of a locked car ended in embarrassment for police in Dudley, West Midlands.
After a concerned citizen notified the police of an infant in danger, officers jumped into action—smashing Delesia Rattray’s car window. But they didn’t find what they expected.
When Rattray returned to her car she found a note from police telling her to call the station. Fearing that a baby’s life was in danger, the police smashed her window to save what turned out to be Rattray’s 10-year-old sister’s baby doll.
The doll was wrapped in a blanket with only its head poking out. Police have since apologized and agreed to cover the cost of replacing the window.
You tried, Dudley police. You tried.
And a boy becomes a man.
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— DJ ALMA (@SydneyA) October 1, 2015
The Biebs joined Rae Sremmurd on stage in New Zealand and got #turnt up. The singer is a big boy now. He’s been trying to tell us all this for a while now, but no one seems to be listening.
As a bottle of Hennessy comes his way, the singer takes a big gulp like a big boy does.
Just look at that face. You are looking at a man.
A friend of Reddit user Gorrest–Fump met a stray cat and took him in. Soon after, she discovered the cat’s many talents and realized that he probably has no intention of leaving.
There are fans, and then there are fans. When you’re a hardcore Fallout fan with some disposable income on the side, why not go all out and create the perfect environment for shutting yourself away from society come 11/10/15? That’s just what Redditor /u/TreyHill is doing.