This is a segment called I don’t know the name of this color!
Those shoes aren’t orange really, or peach, or really any color I can name (this offends my sensibilities even further.) So please help me, dear readers and tell me what color those hideous shoes are.
Having serious moobs doesn’t mean you are poorly dressed (unless you’re not wearing a shirt, which would make him poorly UNdressed).
Note to parents. Don’t dress your children up as though they don’t have limbs. It creeps me out.
“Welcome to my island, it’s similar to Fantasy Island, but it is my fantasy you are experiencing.”
“What do you want lady? I’m just expressing myself.
You don’t like it, well guess what? Now you can’t touch my boobs.”
When ZZ Top sang about legs, I don’t think this is what they had in mind. Though I’ll no longer be able to think of anything else.
Dammit! Well this is eye bleach day apparently.
Since I don’t want to have to focus on anything in this pic, I’ll just say, nice bellybutton.
It is my job to ruin Christmas for everyone
Ok…Seriously what the hell is going on here? First of all, that dress doesn’t even properly fit her fake lady-lumps, that guy’s purple pointy package makes my retinas ache, and the third guy…well he just looks happy to be there (which also makes no sense).
How do you pee out of these things? Is there a tiny zipper on the front? Because that would be hilarious. Also this takes dry humping to an entirely new and uncomfortable level.
And then he decides to further highlight those spindly legs with the every-so-popular socks/sandals combo; which can only be described as hip.
