America’s Dong, Florida surely provides a terrific territory for hijinks and fortunately for us, Mandatory has compiled these great comics drawn by Dave Rappoccio showcasing one of the weirdest superheroes out there, Florida Man. Rumor has it that newspaper headlines supply him with powers of unknown strength in his battle against sound logic.
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Crop your photos, people.
This couple thought they were letting people into their personal lives by announcing their engagement over Facebook.
But there was more to the photo than initially met the eye and their family was quick on the uptake.
Break found the slip up:
After bride-to-be Miranda announced that her man had finally popped the question, it seemed that their world could be nothing short of a fairy tale. I mean, everyone woman lives to announce their engagement on facebook it seems. Hilariously enough, that magical moment didn’t really seem to be the case because Miranda had already accidentally tipped off her friends to look a little closer at the photo. She stated that her boyfriend didn’t give her an actual ring, assuring everyone it will come later, which did nothing other than make people lean in a little too close to check out that ring.
And that’s when everyone also started noticing the weird box in the corner.
Yeah, that box? It was a pregnancy test.
The scene played out over Facebook comments and you can easily imagine the happy bride-to-be put the pieces together.
And then, the admission.
Congratulations to the happy couple!
Take a seat, Victoria’s Secret. We need to talk.
Wait, it looks like you already took a seat.
The underwear seller thought there was nothing wrong when they posted this picture to their Facebook page. Obviously, their overeager graphic designers took more than their fair share away from this model.
Her left leg just keeps on going.
What makes the post even funnier is that Victoria’s Secret shared it with the sub heading, “Truly. Madly. Cheeky.”
The commenters weren’t having it.
This is definitely not the first time that Victoria’s Secret has let one of these beauties out into the wild.
Photoshop Disasters has quite the collection.
Come on, people. There are plenty of tutorials.
So, there’s a new reigning Jeopardy champion that is getting a lot of attention. Just not all of it for his smarts.
Uproxx introduces him as such:
Meet Matt Jackson, a 23-year-old paralegal from Washington, D.C. who is currently crushing the competition in a nine-day winning streak on Jeopardy, and likely not going anywhere anytime soon. In a profile posted to Jeopardy’s website this week, Jackson says he was encouraged to try out for the show by his friend Sam Spaulding, who finished second place in the 2010 College Championship, winning $50,000.
But there’s way more to it.
People are really drawn to the very creepy smile he uses during the introduction sequence.
It’s kind of wonderful.
Look at it!
The Soup thinks it’s really funny as well.
And on top of that, his signature celebration move is also a thing of beauty.
Here’s Jeopardy’s video, letting you know the man behind the smile.
Workplace warning: this video is full of manual stimulation.
Peggy Hill is a goddess of domestication, just like Nicki Minaj.
Vulture has found a really good niche in the mash up space and they proved it again with combining footage of King of the Hill with Nicki Minaj’s “Hey Mama”. It’s great.
“Hey Mama” is a celebration of nesting. Taking care of others and getting plenty in return. Who matches that more than Peggy Hill?
Vulture’s mash ups continue to be super fun to watch. Like when Doug called Patti Mayonnaise his “Trap Queen” or when Miss Piggy demanded of Kermit that “B*tch Better Have My Money”
You’re doing the world a service you clever geniuses.
He ain’t never been called Wendy before. But surely people compliment his beard.
Edwin Wheeler kept getting texts from a wrong number, so he answered them politely with proof that he was not some lady named Wendy.
Then, he took screenshots and put the pictures on Imgur like a true gentleman.
“Maybe I should just accept my life as the bearded Wendy,” he said.
We know the truth though. She kept ‘accidentally’ texting him just so she could keep getting pics of that sweet, sweet beard.
We would have done the same.
