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Happy Valentine’s Day, darlings. Daddy’s going to buy you something special. You like Almond Roca, right? How about Werther’s Original?
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And Now it Is the Time on Poorly Dressed When We DANCE
What the HELL kind of party is this and how do I make sure I never get invited?
Last Night Was Kind of a Blur
The “walk of shame” takes on a new dimension when all you can salvage from the night before are your stockings and the mesh bag that the avocadoes came in. What was in that guacamole anyway?
Hang On a Sec, You Guys, My Thigh’s Untied
Dang. Sometimes just the prospect of having to find my going-out flip flops is enough to discourage me from leaving the house. I can’t imagine what my life would be like if I had to lace these up just to walk out the door. Those days when you forget one little thing that you needed at the grocery store would go from mildly irritating to unspeakably tragic real quick.
Who Knew?
Huh. I guess it’s still legal to kill yetis for sport in some countries. Seems barbaric if you ask me. But, judging by these boots, maybe barbaric is making a comeback.