His commanding officer told him “Men don’t go to baby showers,” so he put on his Ron Swanson pants and compiled a list of the manliest things he could possibly think of.
If that doesn’t work, he might be sh*t out of luck.
OP: “Army Specialist was denied leave to go to a baby shower because his CO said “Men don’t go to baby showers”, so he changed his reason.
If Jeep Fits, Jeep Sits
Clearly the Russian Military Had the Right Idea
I mean, who wouldn’t want to go into battle looking like one of these dapper gents? Submitted by: Unknown Via: Flavorwire
“I Say, Jones! I Do Believe Your M4A1 SOPMOD’s Reflex Sight is Dusty!”
“Mmm, yes, quite so! Cheers for the heads-up!” Submitted by: Unknown
They May Have Won the Battle, But the War Has Just Begun
Remember Wall like you remember Alderaan Submitted by: Petit_Culotte
Promises Kept
Justin Timberlake made good on his promise to attend a Marine Corps ball in Richmond, VA with Corporal Kelsey De Santis.
I’d Be Impressed Too
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Next Mission WIN
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An Army of WONderful
TODAY’S ARMY be all you can Glee LoL by: DJAussie Picture by: Unknown
In the Nyarmy
NYAN NYAN NYAN… LoL by: Chris10a Picture by: Unknown