Every year Groupon has a special offer on the state-of-the-art Banana Bunker and every year people are having a hard time figuring out its true purpose.
It must be like Christmas for the social media manager at Groupon each time the product goes up for sale. Just look at these on point responses.
A Man Will Probably Make $100,000 This Year for Decorating Bananas
Davonte Wilson of Plano, Texas spends all day decorating bananas for 10 dollars a pop. He takes orders from his website Bananas Gone Wild. He got the idea while working in a hospital as an electrocardiogram technician. At the time, drawing faces on bananas was just an eccentric hobby but now he says he’s on track to make $100,000. If that doesn’t make you question your life choices, take a look at his handiwork:
"Just lemme finish this banana and I'll deal with these droids."
Parenting Fails: He Timed That Perfectly
Monday Thru Friday: A Little Jurassic Snark for You
If provoked, the technicians WILL spit black pen ink into your eyes, rendering you blind.
Make a “Peel” Pun One More Time, I Dare You
That banana’s got a short stem, I wouldn’t test him. He’s a loose-cannon plantain who doesn’t play by anybody’s rules. Submitted by: Unknown
We Get it, You Love Fruit
Just remember: There’s always money in this guy. At least I hope, because being rich and insane is the only reason I think you could use to justify this. Submitted by: Unknown
Where Can I Buy These Fabulous Bananas?
Submitted by: Unknown
And That’s Why You Always Bring a Banana
From the submitter: a vendor came in for a sale and ended up pulling a banana out of his bag to make the projector cast the image needed on the screen. Submitted by: gtxdude
Nice One, SEGA!
Did you know we have a whole site dedicated to Pokémon stuff on Memebase? Submitted by: Unknown