Wear a hair net they tell me.... don't worry about the beard
Shave your beard, they said..
My little buddy decided to tag along for a ride on my tractor. He kept trying to nest in my beard.
Why I won't shave my beard again.
So last night I trimmed my pubes with the beard trimmer on setting 1. My dad woke up this morning and wanted to trim his sides. He thought it was still on number 3.
The Half-Beard Strikes Again!
Don’t Even Try and Hate On All This
Dressed to WIN: No Beard? Try Paper!