Perez Hilton Totally Looks Like Slimer from “Ghostbusters” My plan was to present this classic with crudely-drawn phalluses and bodily fluid overlaid on the original submission, but I was told that could be “misconstrued” as “bullying.” And since I’m all about being “nice” now, that wouldn’t be “appropriate,” would it? “Air quotes.” Submitted By: Dr. Claw