Nice try, lady, but you can’t fool me. I fell for that trick once back in ’95, and will never again believe someone when they try to convince me that they have two butts. You hear me, Tonya “Two Butts” Tuscadero, IF THAT’S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME?
Does the end game of every fashion trend have to be nudity? What’s next? Selling me a square inch of fabric to tape to my left knee and calling it a pair of jeans?