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Come Try Commander-in-Chief Sanders’ Double Down!
Submitted by: Unknown
I Will Kill You, Ronard McDonard!
Why else do you think they call me “Coroner” Sanders???
Follicle-Clippin’ Good
Can you shave your chest hair to resemble mashed potatoes? That would be rad
The Colonel’s Malaysian Vacation
Happy National Chicken Dance Day, everyone (yes, National Chicken Dance Day is a thing, deal with it).
Col. Sanders, Is That You?
KFC sure has fallen on hard times. Submitted by: Unknown
Mud for a Newt
Newt Gingrich’s ex-wife Marianne has come out out with allegations that he asked her to have an open marriage after coming clean about his longtime affair with then-aide-now-third-wife Callista. The best part? All of this took place while Gingrich was working to impeach Bill Clinton for the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
Time to Hit the Ol’ Dusty Trail
I feel like Rick Perry would appreciate a folksy saying like that when I announce that he’s abandoned his bid for the presidency and now supports Newt Gingrich. Happy trails, Rick.
Hayao Miyazaki Totally Looks Like Colonel Sanders
Hayao Miyazaki Totally Looks Like KFC Man (Colonel Sanders) Look-alike by: Legoguy2761 Pictures by: Unknown
American Mega-Chain Squashes Chinese Small Business Owner’s Attempt at Capitalism
Well… not quite, but Kentucky Fried Chicken has taken legal action against three college students in Beijing who opened a restaurant featuring Barack Obama drawn as their iconic Colonel Sanders logo. KFC came under fire last year for sponsoring an Australian advertisement which featured a white man pacifying rowdy black cricket fans with fried chicken. While the Australian commercial was thought to reinforce a racial stereotype, this store seemed to really only remind us that all good internet content comes from China