Listen up because according to John Benefiel of the Heartland Apostolic Prayer Network, everything you know about Lady Liberty has been a lie. Submitted by: Unknown Via: Cynical-C
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The Data Was Unsurprising
Click the picture to see the full size version! Of course, they could always blame Google’s auto-correct for leading them to sin. Fascinating… show me more! Submitted by: Unknown
Liberals vs. Conservatives: The Food Wars
Click the image to see an extended, full-size version! Or, if your preference is to view the entire infographic at 500 pixels in width, please click through to see the rest! Source: Hunch + Column Five Media / Via: Pop Jolly
Election Day in the True North: Harper’s Bizarre
The results are in! Incumbent Prime Minister Stephen Harper and his Conservative party have won their first parliamentary majority in 23 years. Let the teeth-gnashing and furious meme-reblogging begin! Via things!pedia Via Winmajoritywith39% Via Achtungkatie wat
The Year of the Landslide?
Clearly he underestimates the power of someone who owns a solid-gold hotel with his name at the top. If that doesn’t say “supervillain,” I don’t know what does. Submitted by: Unknown Via: STFU Conservatives
It’s Not the Size of Your Teabag That Counts…
Why do all the men who support me have tiny little itsy bitsy… …brains? (Sarah Palin) LoL by: BushWax Picture by: Unknown
Republican Food Shelves
Don’t you just love how bipartisan we’ve become around here?! I DO! Submitted by: SpikeDawg Via: Made it up all by myself
Did Ya Know: Jesus Opposed the Minimum Wage!
JESUS FOR PRESIDENT! Oh, wait, he’s dead, you say?!?! Well, he rose from the dead once before, so why not again? Just in time for to run in 2012! He knows his economics, apparently. Submitted by: Unknown
Your Defense Dollars at Work: Tank Explodes Car Bomb
Cool guys don’t look at explosions, so I didn’t watch this video.
The Best Part is the Burger King in the Background
Because, really, where else would you expect to see such a fine vehicle? Certainly not at a Wendy’s! This isn’t even the craziest automobile FAIL I’ve seen.