Astrophysicist extraordinaire Neil deGrasse Tyson tweeted this stunningly astute observation and others during last night’s Major League Baseball All-Star Game.
If I don’t blast your face off with my gnarly klaxon, maybe the justice gun on the hood will. Rumor has it the engine doesn’t sound like combustion, just Iron Maiden guitar riffs.
“Listen, I’m just really concerned with the rising cost of healthcare.” “You know what else is rising?” “Yes! The amount of disinformation spread to you by global pharmaceutical conglomerates!” “…Try OK Cupid.”