"Are you here to pick up the Mystery Machine?" "Don't be absurd, I drive the whale."

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My niece is a crazy-cat-lady-in-training.

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I finally did it

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usernames & content accepted

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I live by my rules, and by my rules only

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It's only a salad

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British school lunch problems (x-post /r/funny)

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Sweet baby jesus i wish i could cook

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Welcome to Adulthood

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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