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Flasher Flummoxed by Femme Fatales


According to Danish newspaper Politiken, a flasher in Spain picked the wrong ladies to “open up to” when they quickly apprehended and arrested him. Apparently the women were vacationing Norwegian police officers who move just as fast in wedges and skirts as they do in uniform.

 

Uh Oh

Poorly Dressed: AND MOVE THAT DUMPSTER TOO!

You have angered the queen of the small island nation of Clashistan. Any fool knows better than to park his motorcycle alongside her throne. Now move it before she hits you with her magic scepter (actually some Elmer’s glue in a Log Cabin Syrup bottle, but that’s what passes for a magic scepter in Clashistan these days. Let’s just say the effects of Danish colonialism were far-reaching).