Submitted by: PokuteLoveLove via Submission Page
“Oh man, I really want this nacho-cheese flavored pizza roll, but if my coworkers see me eating it at my desk, I might look stupid.
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Lucky for Him, His Picture is on the Internet
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Remember college? No? That’s okay. Neither does this guy. And he’s still in it.
Don’t Mess with This One
Just as with her grandchildren, Grandma loves all of her NFL teams equally. Except Detroit. There’s something that ain’t right with that one.
Try Harder
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Really? Is THIS what passes for runway accessorizing these days? Strapping a damn shoe from the Ross bargain bin to the top of your head?
What’s next? Pushing one of those shopping carts with the big vertical poles down the catwalk? Bringing your four screaming children with you? Modeling the clothes on disinterested customer service people who are not at all helpful?
Shorts Over Jeans? GROSS!
Based on the signage in the background (BART, Muni, the now-defunct Virgin Megastore), I can tell that this scene takes place in downtown San Francisco. So perhaps this dreadlock of varying widths is actually somehow a very detailed record of the last four decades’ worth of seismic activity.
We’ve All Been There. Right? Hello?
Remember high school? When you were clueless in the ways of style and personal grooming but desperate to stand out from the crown in some way, so much so that in a hail-Mary attempt to be noticed for something—anything—you shaved your eyebrows into a wonky pattern the morning of school picture day?
No? Uh, me either.
This Could Lead to Some Embarrassing Situations
I am really glad that I don’t live in a world where whatever we’re thinking about is displayed in our haircut. I would hate to spend every day sporting a grilled cheese sandwich on the back of my head.
Submitted by: Anna