Jesse Joyce is a stand-up comedian who writes material for Comedy Central’s celebrity roasts. (Yes, they have writers. Would you let Flavor Flav come up with his own jokes?) Before you click to see some of my favorites, remember, roasts are notorious for inappropriate humor , so if you’re easily offended, get off the internet move along
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Batman Movie Stunt FAIL
Nana nana nana na nana nana BATMAN CATWOMAN! To the ROFL Razzi cave for more Batman movie LOLs!
Buffett Serves Up Some Advice
Midwestern oil tychoon Warren Buffett, pictured here adorably eating a parfait, presented his quick and easy solution to America’s debt problem today on CNBC: “I could end the deficit in 5 minutes. You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP all sitting members of congress are ineligible for reelection Hmm, that’s just crazy logical enough to work! Submitted by: Unknown Via: Mediaite
When in Rome…
When in Rome, do as the Romans be a total hypocrite. Submitted by: Unknown
Domestic Terror
Running list of rejected titles for my 007 screenplay: From Sugar Russia With Love Moonpieraker Cupcake Royale For Your Mouth Only Want More Win? Submitted by: Unknown Via: Telegraph.co.uk
Time for an Office Pool!
Full Size Might have to readjust the Wackos preliminary rounds since Trump is gone. should not have been there in the first place.
Angelina “Not So F**king” Jolie Totally Looks Like Rachael Ray (And Miley Cyrus)
Angelina “Not So F**king” Jolie Totally Looks Like Rachael Ray Well, you wouldn’t be jolly jolie either if people were making this comparison about your mug. Extra-special bonus because I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH TODAY! Also, a little drunk because it’s Cinco de Mayo, but whatever!!!!! Angelina “Not So F**king” Jolie Totally Looks Like Miley “Not So Sexy” Cyrus
Happy Spilliversary
Happy One-year anniversary of the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico! Let’s all watch Tony Hayward on South Park. That will make us feel much better about the same
Ashlee Simpson + Richard Simmons = ???
In trying to imagine the dynamics of a family in which Richard Simmons serves as head, Ashlee Simpson is his wife, and Rebecca Black is their demon offspring child, my head literally exploded. Literally.
Photogate
Shocking new evidence that Barack Obama has never been to New York?