Hey, Staff Sergeant McSassy—your outfit may be entirely camouflage, but I don’t think it’s helping you blend in. Skirts with combat boots went out about fifteen years ago.
He’s portrayed junkies, murderers, Romeos, a playboy superhero, Sherlock Holmes, and Charlie Chaplin, all of them superbly. If he were any more talented he’d only be able to play himself.
It’s possible that, in Europe, egalitarianism has gone too far. Yes, the men have taken over child-bearing duties. Those bags are full of ice cream and pickles. When he gets home, a dubbed version of Desperate Housewives will make him cry. He’ll then exclaim to his wife, “You don’t love me anymore because I’m fat! Don’t lie to me! YOU DID THIS TO ME!”