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Charlie Sheen’s Poetry: Oh Jeez…


Just a few creepy poems by Charlie Sheen, or should I say Abraham Lincoln?? Via ontd A Thoughtless Soul – By Charlie Sheen As he pulled his head, From the drool stained pillow, His eyes blood red, His oxygen shallow. Feet on carpet, That pain to fight, These are the effects, Of another night.

 

 

 

Uh Oh

Poorly Dressed: AND MOVE THAT DUMPSTER TOO!

You have angered the queen of the small island nation of Clashistan. Any fool knows better than to park his motorcycle alongside her throne. Now move it before she hits you with her magic scepter (actually some Elmer’s glue in a Log Cabin Syrup bottle, but that’s what passes for a magic scepter in Clashistan these days. Let’s just say the effects of Danish colonialism were far-reaching).