Ooh, but it’s five for a dollar! Shouldn’t have spent all my money on beer! Plus I’m drunk, so it’ll taste good…
Tags archives: essen
Autocowrecks: Siri Seems to Have Given Up
You could she’s phoning it in. GET IT?
After 12: Let’s Not Repeat Last Year’s Soiree
It Asgard me for life.
Autocowrecks: Where My Supernatural Fans At?
Those two stick figures are clearly Sam and Dean Winchester.
There I Fixed It: This Toothbrush is… Electrifying…
Brushing your teeth has never been this “stimulating” before.
Engrish Funny: Park on My Junk One More Time…
… and I send car to junkyard!
Poorly Dressed: The Saddest Narwhal You’ve Ever Seen
+2 points for creativity, -4 points for reminding me of narwhals. So close!
School of Fail: English 101: How to Write Good All the Time Forever
Autocowrecks: This Must Be Before Nick Fury Lost His Eye
I SAID ASSEMBLE DAMMIT.
FAIL Nation: Space Debris FAIL
