“I’ve seen bad UTIs before, but this is new. Were you the one who knocked up Snooki or something?”
Submitted by: Unknown Via: Pleated Jeans
How about measure five times, cut once? Just to be sure
No, I think you’re fine. It only makes you look a tad bit awful.
My only weapons are my cell phone and a stack of post-its. DIE ZOMBIES
Sir! Excuse me, sir! Have you accepted an invisible power you cannot see or touch but is responsible for your very being into your heart?
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