Here’s a set of five really awesome kids books that FOR SOME REASON aren’t real yet.
Please God, make it so…
Source: College Humor, via The Daily What
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What’s Cooler Than Millions? Billions!
Right now, it is impossible to hire a dump truck in Britain because they’re all busy bringing heaps of cash to my house.
(J.K. Rowling)
A Klingon Christmas Carol
Finally! “A Klingon Christmas Carol” opened in Chicago this week, and the play sounds hilarious. Unlike the original version about love and generosity, “A Klingon Christmas Carol” features Klingon Scrooge learning about courage and bravery.
The kicker is that unless Klingon Scrooge can change, Tiny Tim gets murdered most heinously. If all this wasn’t enough to make a Trekkie go crazy, then dig this: the ENTIRE PLAY is in Klingon.
Awesome right?!?!
Source: Commedia Beauregard, via IHC
Harry Potter Still Offensive To Christians?
I thought we were over this crap like 8 years ago? I can understand the logic in not wanting to give kids “Twilight” toys because it makes kids (and adults) incredibly stupid, but “Harry Potter”? Really?
Apparently it’s bad to have an imagination these days. Sigh….
Source: CNEWS, via The Daily What
True Love: You Know When You Find It
whiskey, every Scottish mans true love well, that and deep fried food.
(James Doohan)
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New Year’s Eve: Extra Greasy This Year
Oh yeah, Jersey yeah! Sorry, I actually sort of love “Jersey Shore” in a weird way. I know, I KNOW I’m a terrible person for it but it can’t be helped. On to the update…
Earlier this week there was a rumor that Snooki would be dropped from inside the MTV countdown ball in Times Square, signifying the greasy gang’s victory over reality television, America and intelligence. Here is the first artistic rendering of what the publicity stunt will look like, courtesy of MTV and D before E, inc.
The new season of “Jersey Shore” premiers January 6, 2011 on MTV. May God have mercy on our souls…
Via The Daily What
