Darn, and here I was trying to return an empty box filled with rocks. Submitted by: MicKat
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This Is Why I Don’t Drink Water
Submitted by: Electrichaze via Submission Page
To sag ones pants is to remain vigilant to any disturbance in the force that keeps them precariously balanced around your person. I wouldn’t slip a Sacajawea dollar into my pocket if I found it on the sidewalk, much less try to tote my Fiji Water around on my ass.
Sleep with One Eye Open, PANTS
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Sometimes pants look like they’re too tight, occasionally to the point of discomfort.
But these pants look like they have an active vendetta against their owners. These pants look like jerks. If I saw them walking down the street, I would punch them.
Of course, then I’d probably get arrested for punching an unsuspecting woman in the thigh. But it would be worth it. Stupid pants. *shakes fist*
And Then He Uses the Teeth for a Massive Assemblage Project
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Oh look, it’s the Uncouth Fairy! When one of your teeth falls out at Burning Man because all you’ve eaten for the last week are Skittles and cardboard, he sneaks into your tent during the day (the only time you’re sleeping) and leaves a hit of acid under your pillow.