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Greetings from Theodore Roosevelt
Ugh, I never receive this kind of awesome mail. I only receive Pottery Barn calendars and bills from my cable company that get “mysteriously lost” between my mailbox and my front door. I guess it’s time I consider joining the United States Senate
Rush Limbaugh “Translating” Chinese: Not At All Racist!
There really is nothing to say after that; there are no words. Literally.
Nicer Pants than Dockers
How do you pee out of these things? Is there a tiny zipper on the front? Because that would be hilarious. Also this takes dry humping to an entirely new and uncomfortable level.
