Tags archives: funky-chicken
After 12: Do You Think I’ll Need Medication?
“I’ve seen bad UTIs before, but this is new. Were you the one who knocked up Snooki or something?”
Parenting Fails: He Timed That Perfectly
Monday Thru Friday: A Little Jurassic Snark for You
If provoked, the technicians WILL spit black pen ink into your eyes, rendering you blind.