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Bob's Burgers Pays Tribute to Christmas With an Ode to Liquor

Tune in for a knockout performance from Kevin Kline’s Calvin Fischoeder. Real talk though: how about those ice skating moves from his brother Felix, who looks graceful as a freaking swan.

Anyone else in the mood for a glass of something strong and distilled now? Take life on the rocks with bourbon, bourbon, oh bourbon, bourbon.








Local News Catches a Near "Accident" on Camera in an Effort to Create News

This totally believable “near miss” was caught on camera by Utah’s Fox 13 news station. The piece was reporting on the crosswalk by a bridge that motorists tend to ignore and drive right through, or in this case come to a complete stop and start driving again as soon as a pedestrian walks by. According to a Reddit user who claims to drive by that area often there is a pedestrian bridge just out of frame so it’s not as if pedestrians in the area are out of options. Seems like they were just having a slow news day. Maybe they should investigate that criminal in the van who goes around waiting to hit pedestrians?





Protest of The Day: Texas Students Will Carry Sexy Toys Around to Speak Out Against Guns

Protest of The Day: University of Texas Students Will Carry Dildos Around to Speak Out Against Guns

You dildon’t want to miss out on this protest.

In response to a new law passed in Texas that allows students to carry concealed guns on campus, some students at The University of Texas at Austin are planning a very unique way to speak out.

A Facebook event using the hashtag #CocksNotGlocks is encouraging students to strap sex toys onto their backpacks August 2016 to protest.

Event organizer Jessica Jin had this to say about the protest:

“‘You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE D*LDO,'” she said in the group’s description. “Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play.”

If you say so, Jessica.

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