“Extra Crispy” is the one holding the camera, for the record. Submitted by: Unknown
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THIS IS WHY WE HAVE AN EYELINER SHORTAGAE
Oh no wait, we’re in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this.
Neon Pink, That’s the Lip Color We’re Looking For
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The Color Contrast Here is Amazing
They say the contrast between teal and orange makes the subject appear more vibrant and emotive. I’ll let you take a look at these bronzed knuckle-heads and determine that for yourself.
The Spray-Tan Doubles as a Reflective Visibility Jacket
The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.
Duck Lips Counteract the Nerd Glasses, Sorry
Kudos for attempting to hide your shame with a pair of glasses, but it’s just not working honey.
They Were MEANT For Each Other
Truly, a bro and guidette match for the ages.
Worst Possible Choice
Tragically, it seems that Snooki , the Guidette gnome everyone loves to hate, will be an honorary starter for NASCAR at Richmond International Raceway . As if NASCAR didn’t have enough problems with its image