Sir, that is clearly past the expiration date.
Tags archives: handy-andy
Remember Fixers:
Take no heed to the signs above, lest you want this site to disappear. ~Not-So-Handy Andy Submitted by: Unknown
This Gives Me a Terrible Idea
And that idea is to start an unlicensed cab company where I decorate interior with my whatever I find in my parents’ closet. ~Not-So-Handy Andy Submitted by: Joseph
Manual Eject Never Works Right
This is a much more important use for a parachute rip-cord.
A Study In Slow Pouring
Sorry Fixers, I’m currently on kludgecation so there will unfortunately be no Historical Thursday. See you next week! ~Not-So-Handy Andy Submitted by: Meatpuppet
Home Sweet Home
She’s broke as hell, but she’s buying a stairway to heaven anyway. ~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack Submitted by: Unknown
Just In Time For Summer!
You know, to clear all the shoobies off of the beach. ~Not-So-Handy Andy Submitted by: D-Fence
See What Happens When You Jump, Kids?
Your dad will swap your bed riser with his jack and make you work on the car.
Follow Me, Junior!
What’s that?
Brace Yourselves, It’s About To Get a Bit Breezy
I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have