Presenting the People Who Decide Whether or Not You’re Getting a Job Getting a job: one percent skill and experience, 10 percent luck, and 89 percent your resume happening to be in the path of the dart that the hiring manager throws at the Wall of Applicants. Submitted by: Unknown PinterestFacebookTwitter
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Poorly Dressed: Great Place To Store Your Valuables Don’t mind if I reach in and grab a pair. PinterestFacebookTwitter
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