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This’ll Show Him

Bad Hair - What the hell?!Submitted by: James G

Fiona St. Regis-on-Kelly couldn’t believe that her soon-to-be-ex-husband had shown his face at opening night of the opera with that hairsprayed hussy in tow, right in the midst of their vitriolic divorce. So tonight, knowing full well that he’d be at the benefit gala for a mutual friend’s charity (that provides job-training for former Hamptons gang members), she brought a secret weapon. Poor Otto von Hofbrau had no idea that he was nothing more than a pawn in their bitter game.