Submitted by: xyzpdq1
Tags archives: homepage
Funny, Doctor, I Don’t Recall You Having a British Accent on the Radio…
Hello Dr. Ruth, it burns when I pee. What does that mean
I’m Running Out Of PATIENCE!
One last chance mister, now tell me when the cable installer will be at my house. I swear to god all I know is that he will arrive between 8am and 4pm! (Kiefer Sutherland) LoL by: Alleged_Accomplice Picture by: Unknown
KISS FOREVER!
I am super *thrilled* to announce the KISS AARP Tour of assisted living facilities! (KISS, Tupac Shakur) LoL by: Sylviag Picture by: Unknown
Why Use a Candlestick When You Can Kill With a Withering Stare?
I think it was you Mrs. Peacock in the lounge with a candlestick.
HALLELUJAH!
It’s rainin’ men LoL by: ManFork Picture by: Unknown
Forget a Gym, Build a Tanning Salon!
ARNIE APPROVES Knock down the orphanage. Build gym
Now That You’ve Mastered a Bird, Try a Platypus
I made a bird!! (Hillary Clinton) LoL by: Unknown
SO YOU QUIT ACTING
So you quit acting: how’s that working out for you? (Joaquin Phoenix) LoL by: skeletors_hood Picture by: Unknown
Who Hasn’t?
The Matrix They’ve seen it LoL by: ManFork Picture by: Unknown