O precious Tollhouse, purest of cookies. How holy thou art as we dunketh you in the milk of the ages, for it truly is the blood of the cow of knowledge. And how much closer to Him you bring us, when we do nom into u.
Yes, it takes forever to get her hair to look like this every morning. But you’d agree that it’s totally worth if you knew how much money she makes leasing out the back of her head as advertising space.