Two officers from Halifax, Virginia took it upon themselves to try and ease the otherwise all-time high tensions between civilians and authorites these days by issuing ice cream to a ton of drivers.
When asked why they did it, Chief Lands told Virginia’s ABC 6 that he and Officer Warner just “wanted to try and put some smiles on people’s faces.”
MUUUUU?
You guys have to work on your punchlines! Submitted by: Kraken
Call Me Kirk Because I Just Shatnered Myself
Submitted by: Tommy
Do You Have Any Röcky Rodöglun?
Or any Turkey flavored, perhaps?
Your Ice Cream Is Going To Spill Over
Probably not the best idea to wear a form fitting top. Submitted by: Unknown
And A Partridge In A Landfill
All of you non-creamy ice cream fans are out of luck. Submitted by: neoredpill
Somebody Stop That Shopper!
Submitted by: Unknown
Thong in the ice cream section: do not pass go, do not collect $200
Smartass Genie
OK, the lamp clearly IS magic… Yeah, so maybe your next wish could be less ridiculous LoL by: KyleTheSarcastic Picture by: Unknown
Two Scoops Please
I’m not sure I wanna know what goes on to make those peanuts “assaulted.” Hungry for more?