Tags archives: infinite-bacon
Nephew knocked the head off Santa. Dad improvised.
Went to sperm donation. This is the paper bag they gave me.
Lost her phone here
What people think when they see an eye patch.
I think my cat may be depressed.
And God said, "Let there be Wi-Fi," and there was Wi-Fi.
Well, for starters, your sign is upside down.
Did somebody say zombies?
Hipster Jack
