Oh please, it is my fervent hope in all creation that I be given the great honor of answering your stupid questions, handling your hellspawn children while you talk on the phone and allowing you to demean me, curse at me and walk all over my self esteem all for the lowly payment of a retail hourly wage.
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Yeah, That About Sums It Up
Not technically a celebrity or anything, but I thought this picture was too good not to share. This dad really helps put everything that’s wrong about Justin Bieber into perspective.
NOBODY QUITS JAKE!
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MEN
Men. Always exaggerating.
(Jake Gyllenhaal)
LITERAL Twilight Eclipse Trailer Parody
TRAINSPOTTING
TRAINSPOTTING. you’re doing it wrong.
(Wes Bentley)
Fresh Step: Because She’s Worth It
Does Russell Brand change her litter?
(Katy Perry)
MULTITASKING
MULTITASKING
getting Halloween and Easter taken care of all at once
(Jake Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone and James Duval)
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