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Failbook: You Didn’t Like it You Monster!


In a surprise Supreme Court ruling late late night, the justices announced replacing the “individual mandate” portion of the health care bill with a mandatory “Facebook post” clause. Before tax-payer dollars are used to perform surgeries, all cases will be uploaded to your profile and must receive a set number of ‘likes’ to be determined on a case-by-case basis.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Living The Dream


The submitter was trying to show off his poorly constructed desk, but I’m much more fascinated in the note taped to one of his many screens. For those of you without magnifying glasses it says “TV = Laptop Speaker! Don’t Change Channel!! Thanx” I guess that’s one good excuse to have it on Comedy Central. ~NSHA Submitted by: Unknown