‘Murika was founded in 1636 by Jesus Christ, along with a colony of approximately 200 angels. But they weren’t them sissy angels with the little feathery wings.
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Jesus Christ It’s a Lion
Actually this doesn’t look like a terribly bad band to see live, as long as I was maxed out on sugar and caffeine and lord knows what else. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y9f3T72SGrE Submitted by: Unknown Via: www.iheartchaos.com
Walk Softly and Carry a Big Dick
Jesus Christ this is why I love the 70s: They’re bad, they’re mad, they’re up front (but never out of sight)… “There is no mistaking they are men’s penis,” says M. Cleaver… “The pants that men wear now will be looked upon as girls’ pants after my models are sold.” This would put any contemporary ad copywriter to shame.
Miley’s thank yous in Tour book
She talks about 2 people, one is “Juice”(Guessing Nick or Justin?) and one is “Ham and Cheese”(people are saying that’s Liam cuz she called him Li-ham and cheese once on twitter?) Juice: “No matter what lies in our past or lies ahead in our future I will always love you. I will thank God everyday for the friend that he has put in my life. You continue to inspire me and you remind me to live for what really matters. Love, music, and above all Jesus Christ.” Ham and Cheese(it sounds like it relates more to Justin IMO):
“Ham & Cheese, I know I have not known you for more than a few months but I feel like its a lifetime. When I met you I was dazed and confused. I didnt know who i was and tried to sttand strong on my own when i really just needed someone to lean on. Thank you for being there for me when i needed you. I promise to always do the same.” source.
Step Right Up
Submitted by: Anon
Looking to update its image, the county fair introduced some new games this year. But due to inadequate safety precautions, they were shut down after less than a day. This photo is Exhibit A in the class action lawsuit that fair employees are filing against the owners.
Taylor Swift Is Making Lots Of Money From Kanye’s Insult
Phenom starlet of the year & country “princess” Taylor Swift was spotted Thursday in cheeky spirits for photographers in NYC, rebounding nicely after Monday’s VMA incident involving Kanye West and his epic display of douche-baggery. Though, Taylor earned a brand-new stash of riches thanks to her 10-minutes of drunken-rap guy troubles. The trade-off of her short-lived traumatic experience on MTV ends up WELL worth the hassle! In case you’ve failed to realize the true nature of this beast, consider: Taylor stands to gain roughly $1.5-$2+ million dollars from the drama, courtesy of self-proclaimed “godsend,” Kanye West.
Surely the mass media and haters can’t blame the dude forever, and even Mr. Jay-Z admits in his quote: “he didn’t kill anybody. It was rude sure, but he’s just…a super passionate person.”
Yeah, right Mr. Z…perhaps the Passion for manifesting something non-existent and similar to a modern-day Jesus-Christ he once portrayed continues to plague Kanye’s mind?One certainty is clear: he should change his name to a more accurate representation, like Kanye Midas instead, ’cause this guy will straight-up shazaam the fuck out yo piles of dog shit or whatever, zapping those worthless turds into pure golden ingats!
All jokes aside, there shall be no further Kan-thievery of Ms. Swifty light here, so shuffle forward towards our original intent for this post: Taylor’s hot, sassy red Fashion Week pictures in NYC! Additional shots & full set is waiting inside when you hit the jump. source.
