In 1996, the death of a little girl named JonBenet Ramsey became a highly publicized tragedy. The still unsolved nature of the case has invited a lot of speculation about who really killed her and why.

Conspiracy theorist Dave Johnson claims that JonBenet Ramsey is, in fact, Katy Perry. In the video he says, “Nobody died, nobody got hurt. That sacrifice was in name only, and that was to get something, and that something was to become a star. JonBenet became Katy Perry, and that’s a fact.”

via KTBS

Wouldn’t that be nice?

Of course, this doesn’t address the fact that Katy Perry is six years older or that Patsy Ramsey, JonBenet’s mother, died of ovarian cancer in 2006 and her father remarried.

Actually, this is all based on the idea that Katy Perry and her parents look kind of like JonBenet Ramsay and her parents. And if you don’t examine ANY other facts or think about it too critically, I guess Johnson is right.

But he probably isn’t.