Jake Evans's 911 call after killing his mother and sister.
I saw your "classic white dad attire" post, then looked across the kitchen...
She knows how to open the treat drawer, but never takes anything out. Usually when I walk into the kitchen she's just sitting there having a look.
Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator
This is how my dog sits while I'm making food in the kitchen
My roommate leaves dishes in the sink so long that the kitchen is swarmed with flies, she clogs the shower three times a week because she has never cleared her hair from the drain, and she only occasionally flushes the toilet.
Mom burst into my room yelling at me for leaving an empty condom box in the kitchen
My cat stole a plastic fork from the kitchen and carried it around for 20 minutes before finally deciding on a place to put it. I think she's proud of herself.